September 29, 2014
iandsharman:

It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.

iandsharman:

It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.

(via eeehinny)

September 29, 2014

kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

(Source: owls-only, via eeehinny)

September 29, 2014

sokillintime:

olly: he thinks of himself as a sort of thin white mugabe

(via hipster-milhouse)

September 29, 2014
Queen tried to use state poverty fund to heat Buckingham Palace

serahfemme:

herbivorexvx:

thesubversivesound:

Scrounging termite. Kill it with fire.

Meanwhile David Cameron has announced plans to scrap Job Seekers Allowance and Housing Benefit for 18-21 year olds. I wish this was a sick joke, but it’s not.

It’s amazing that their response is “this would be bad press PR” and not “this is really fucked up,” which shows that they would probably do it if they thought no one would notice.

(via lord-kitschener)

September 29, 2014

grandkanyeon:

fuckboy and lava girl

(via thefuuuucomics)

September 29, 2014

High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle, via sexual-feelings)

September 28, 2014

gooftroopin:

*in club bathrooms* MUM I CANT HEAR YOU WHAT? WHA- NO I’M OUT. MUM I’M OUT YOU DON’T NEED TO KEEP ME DINNER. WHAT? NO ITS FINE. MUM I GOTTA GO A TOTAL BANGER OF A TUNE HAS JUST COME ON THE LADS ARE WAITING. I LOVE YOU TOO BYE

(via dosscunt)

September 27, 2014

horseface3000:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

Playful Pup and Patient Puss

The new crime fighting duo.

(Source: fiberstark)

September 27, 2014

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

(via thefuuuucomics)

September 27, 2014

(Source: xmisslorenzo99x, via driventoperfectionf1-deactivate)